Pinkie Pie sees eldritch horrors all the time, like those strange, sparsely furred apes.
It's okay, though, because she's making them smile! If they smile at her parties and having fun, then they can't possibly be bad, can they?
Unfortunately, she made the mistake of reaching through one of the windows she sees from time to time, and she actually touched one.
Now, she's getting running commentary on her life from the new voice in her head, which isn't so bad, really, he seems nice enough for a naked monkey, but he keeps asking for a cheeseburger, whatever that is.
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''
-- James Nicoll
It's okay, though, because she's making them smile! If they smile at her parties and having fun, then they can't possibly be bad, can they?
Unfortunately, she made the mistake of reaching through one of the windows she sees from time to time, and she actually touched one.
Now, she's getting running commentary on her life from the new voice in her head, which isn't so bad, really, he seems nice enough for a naked monkey, but he keeps asking for a cheeseburger, whatever that is.
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''
-- James Nicoll