My Little Plotpony: Sharing is Fun

[OpMegs]

Oh, The Ballad of Twilight Sparkle, just how ridiculous can you get?

"I swear, this has never happened before!"

It gets better with every chapter, I swear.

For a second, Applejack wondered if she may have had too much to drink at the pub. 'Did The Great and Powerful Trixie just... apologize?' Then, she noticed it. Fluttershy, that sweet, gentle pony, had her sweet, gentle hoof on a crest-fallen, almost-teary Trixie. 'Poor foal must've gotten Stared something fierce!' Applejack couldn't help but chuckle. "Ah s'pose Ah would'of had a similar reaction if Ah saw one of my friends all unconscious-like." Trotting further into the apartment, she whistled softly. "Fancier than a apple tree in full bloom! Now, we should put this filly to bed, she's plum tucker'd out on account-a yesterday's drinkin' and today's... whateverhappened to her today."
The Great and Powerful Trixie trotted to Applejack's side. "Come, let's put her in Trixie's bed."
Rainbow Dash cheered. "Yeah baby!"
"Ooh! Ooh!" Pinkie Pie quickly undid the bow tie from her bartender outfit, "Remember to hang this around the doorknob!" she exclaimed, galloping towards Trixie and tying it around her horn.
Fluttershy softly padded to Trixie's side. "Please be gentle, Twilight is such a tender soul."
The room was silent for a full minute as Trixie, enveloped in a full-body blush, tried in vain to pick her jaw up from the floor. "Wh-... whuh.. THAT IS NOT WHAT TRIXIE MEANT." her voice squeaked nervously. Her head flicked anxiously from side to side as she looked at each of the ponies gathered.
Fluttershy was the first to break. "Pfft..."
Trixie twitched.
Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy all started rolling on the floor, laughing themselves to tears. Trixie blushed further, trying to find somewhere to hide her embarrassment. Applejack just looked on, mightily confused.

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"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."