From http://www.fanfiction.net/s/536905/1/]Nine Men And A Little Lady, a LOTR crackfic about a Mary Sue who elbows her way into the Fellowship:
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
Quote:Galadriel's JournalLothlorien, February 15, 3019-- Bob
Today the Fellowship moves on. A great evil passes from my domain, and a vast dank shadow lifts from the hearts of my people.
Oh, and the One Ring is leaving, too.
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.