Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!!

[Norgarth]

From Arc 15, part 5 of Intrepid (AU Worm-fic by Cerulean, on SB/SV)

It'd been so long since logic and me were on speaking terms that, even
with the shit that had happened lately to change that, we still needed a
translator sometimes.

EDIT: Also a paraphrased joke:1st man: "I seek political asylum."2nd Man: "Go to the Parliament Building, that's the finest political asylum in the country."(replace 'Parliament' with 'Congress', etc as appropriate)
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