Yup that's pretty much how I envisioned it, now someone needs to write it.
Twilight is a book about Sparkly vampires, Twilight Sparkle is a pony, Dracula is a vampire book named for said vampire... combine and stir well.
Title: Twilight
Blurb: Applejack is traveling to Canterlot to see the Equestarian noble, Twilight Sparkle. She is begged by the local herd not to go there, because on the eve of the Grand Galloping Gala's Day, when the clock strikes midnight, all the pinky things in the world will come full sway. But business must be done, so Applejack makes her way to the Castle - and then she becomes certain about three things. First, Twilight was a vampire. Second, there was a part of her- and Applejack didn't know how dominant that part might be- that thirsted for her apple-juice. And third, Applejack was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with her.
ISBN: 9780141325668
Format: Ponyback
E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?"
B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."
Twilight is a book about Sparkly vampires, Twilight Sparkle is a pony, Dracula is a vampire book named for said vampire... combine and stir well.
Title: Twilight
Blurb: Applejack is traveling to Canterlot to see the Equestarian noble, Twilight Sparkle. She is begged by the local herd not to go there, because on the eve of the Grand Galloping Gala's Day, when the clock strikes midnight, all the pinky things in the world will come full sway. But business must be done, so Applejack makes her way to the Castle - and then she becomes certain about three things. First, Twilight was a vampire. Second, there was a part of her- and Applejack didn't know how dominant that part might be- that thirsted for her apple-juice. And third, Applejack was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with her.
ISBN: 9780141325668
Format: Ponyback
E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?"
B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."