Favorite Bad Authors

[Necratoid]

I'd argue that the reason that CarrotGlace and druth are 'Bad' is more the update schedual... they do actually update.. though it can be years between updates.. which means you either risk having no clue what is going on or reread the thing and get all into it then... it doesn't update for months if not years.  Its frustating, but leaves you constantly remembering why you loved it in the first place... which makes you locked in a cycle of annoyance, almost forgetting and glee.
Also it has been explained what is going on with things in Gaijin:

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Basically, Carrot by virtue of being yoinked from another dimension, is undergoing a change that happens to all such people this happens to.. For example this is thought on scerne as what happened to Beryle's boss demon thing, long, long ago.  This looming threat is why she/it wants him dead yesterday.  This drags on for too long and He'll be able to fight her/ir on equal terms... possiblely with magical girl back up with an artifact that owned her/it last time.
This means that Carrot will, if he survives, eventually gain stupid amounts of power... and though not stated outright, the implication I got was that all those planet (and/or the population there of) eating monstrocities started off this way.  More speculation from me is that Carrot just isn't as power hungry as they are... he'd rather screw around then take over the world.  He'd rather lock himself in a bathroom they fight his enemies.  All the weirdness and psedo-crossovers are because his uncontious mind, via this power, is altering things on him.  This is why by channeling Spiderman he doomed himself to things happening this way.

On another note... Skysaber claims to be Perfect Lionheart and that no one saw that... ignoring a dozen or so boards with thread calling him on that a year or so in advance. That guy is a marathon of  trainwrecks.