if you think schroeck is bad on updating, what about bert van vliet? i mean, his Si bubblegum crisis fic is fun and all, but come on... glaciers move faster than he seems to write 
-Z, Post-reader at Medium
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If architects built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
-Z, Post-reader at Medium
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If architects built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.