I think your being a bit simplistic. First, Naruto has 'Harem no Jutsu' and I'm getting the idea they may, should not, all not be male. Also, Hinata is unlikely to be the main target of attempts at dating... she is that weird girl who graduated in his class. He'll be nice and supportive enough to her in the same way as usual... but he just wouldn't start hitting on her. If anything, Sakura would be the swarm spawn keep hitting on. Now having Hinata, and then others, realize what is going on and trying to train herself some Naruto spawn as a way to creep into his perception as memory bleed. That seems more likely. Though having random people keep trying to influence Naruto through stray clone wrangling would keep coming up. You could even have a running thing in the background where people Naruto did D-ranks for keep talking the clones into doing work for free as they tend toward agreeable and helpful, but dumb, when they first join the hoard. This could actually be a major reason team 7 is constantly out of the village, as all this pro-bono D-ranking is screwing with the economy.
The Kyubi shouldn't be eating swarm spawn willy-nilly... the Kyubi should be eating the boring dull ones to encourage more entertaining and wide variety. A controllable hoard of tools is a useful and comic mishap laden thing.
As these increasingly complex swarm spawn evolve they should end up fusing together... if for no other reason than mobility. This means random constructs made of sticks, pebbles, bits of trash, and later discarded dolls and action figures and the like should be following Naruto around eventually/
---There is actually a game mechanics (so far, though in story terms) crossover with Phantom Brave where Naruto ends up with a variant on Marona's Chartreuse Gale bloodline. Granted he has a different ability in place of 'Revive' that is more Kyubi influenced. I rally wish it wasn't currently dead.
The Kyubi shouldn't be eating swarm spawn willy-nilly... the Kyubi should be eating the boring dull ones to encourage more entertaining and wide variety. A controllable hoard of tools is a useful and comic mishap laden thing.
As these increasingly complex swarm spawn evolve they should end up fusing together... if for no other reason than mobility. This means random constructs made of sticks, pebbles, bits of trash, and later discarded dolls and action figures and the like should be following Naruto around eventually/
---There is actually a game mechanics (so far, though in story terms) crossover with Phantom Brave where Naruto ends up with a variant on Marona's Chartreuse Gale bloodline. Granted he has a different ability in place of 'Revive' that is more Kyubi influenced. I rally wish it wasn't currently dead.