And on a much less serious note:
It's occurred to me that Captain America needs more people to fill in the ranks on his team. Rankers like:
Private Parts
Corporal Punishment
Sergeant ?????
Lieutenant ????
Captain... no wait, that's already filled
Major Catastrophe (ignoring the existing DC character by that name)
Colonel Panic (think about it)
General Pandamonium
I just can't find any good puns for Sergeant and Lieutenant.
It's occurred to me that Captain America needs more people to fill in the ranks on his team. Rankers like:
Private Parts
Corporal Punishment
Sergeant ?????
Lieutenant ????
Captain... no wait, that's already filled
Major Catastrophe (ignoring the existing DC character by that name)
Colonel Panic (think about it)
General Pandamonium
I just can't find any good puns for Sergeant and Lieutenant.