Except Trixie is far too self-assured to be Rincewind. Rincewind is a self-avowed coward. He flees conflict and fears pain, and isn't shy about admitting it.
That said, it's a very well-executed piece, and the Luggage's smug satisfaction is making me jealous (the smug satisfaction itself, mind, not its source).
That said, it's a very well-executed piece, and the Luggage's smug satisfaction is making me jealous (the smug satisfaction itself, mind, not its source).