Darkest Before Dawn just pissed me off. I'm gonna be dropping an email to the author tonight, let me give you a preview...
"Quit your snivelling, son. Just because Word of God done Jossed your scenario, you gonna sit in the corner and cry instead of finishing one of the better School!Twilight fics out there? Get off your emo tuffet and re-write chapter ten so that it can sit in the same bookshelf as the rest of the chapters without feeling bad."
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
"Quit your snivelling, son. Just because Word of God done Jossed your scenario, you gonna sit in the corner and cry instead of finishing one of the better School!Twilight fics out there? Get off your emo tuffet and re-write chapter ten so that it can sit in the same bookshelf as the rest of the chapters without feeling bad."
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies