Crossovers That Should Not Be XIV: A Heavy Crossover to Bear

[robkelk]

Four cute schoolgirls that are all kinds of mischievous, lazy, ditzy, and helpful on an advanced grappler ship desig0ed to seek out the ultimate treasure of the universe? Oh yeah, this is only asking for trouble.

That depends on which end of the ultimate treasure they eat first...

Edit: Oh, and how do you cast this?

• Konata Hawking - she's the computer expert.
  
• Kagome Clan-Clan
  
• Miyuki in Melfina's place
  
• Tsukasa... I'm stumped - she's neither Gene nor Suzuka. (Nor is she a good fit for any of the others, for that matter.)
  

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Rob Kelk
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