"Hey Kyon, I uh, I've been keeping a secret from the club... You remember that first day when I asked when I asked aliens, time travelers, sliders or espers to come to me? Well I left out a major group because I already knew about them... Come on I'm going to introduce you to the beautiful genius sorceress Lina Inverse. My Mother."
"Actually Haruhi-chan my husband isn't your biological father, the same spell that dropped me in this universe also left me pregnant. Technically your father is the being known as the Lord of Nightmares."
"Actually Haruhi-chan my husband isn't your biological father, the same spell that dropped me in this universe also left me pregnant. Technically your father is the being known as the Lord of Nightmares."