I think I've just figured out how the mess of the Star Wars prequels happened.
Thanks to that careless meddling Time Lord and his blue box, Luke Skywalker ended up briefly several decades in his own past, and... well, let's just say that Luke's his own grandpa, Shmi was lying about the whole "no father thing" from the embarrassment, and Anakin is the result of too much inbreeding.
Thanks to that careless meddling Time Lord and his blue box, Luke Skywalker ended up briefly several decades in his own past, and... well, let's just say that Luke's his own grandpa, Shmi was lying about the whole "no father thing" from the embarrassment, and Anakin is the result of too much inbreeding.