If you were a b-list supervillain, who would you be?

[Jorlem]

Name: Minions Inc.
Powers: Lots of Bodies, and any "loot" from Gig.
Usual Gig: Scam Artists willing to be hired by any A to B list Mastermind (the Mark), for "Cheap".  While "working" for the Mark, they will copy, borrow, or outright steal Equipment and Tech from the Mark, then blame a "nonexistent" hero for the loss.  They sell what they can not use on E-bay.
Usual takedown:  In a scam like this, timing is important. When they are ready to leave a Mark's employ, they will leave tips, obvious clues, even walk up and surrender to heros on the scene.  Some times, the Mark clues in, or the "nonexistent" hero shows up in the real.

This is Thug-Boy's backstory in the comic Empowered.
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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber."  --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.