Re: SirroccoHis main listed power ends literally 1 degree F short of which book paper burns... only he doesn't know that. All he knows is fire makes books burn and his doesn't.
He is dyslexic and can't read about it so he doesn't know that.. any attempt to learn what is going on with that ends is pointless riots and aborted conversations.
While he just barely can't burn paper he can kill people with heat exhaustion... only he keeps getting mobbed by jerks and then wanders off when he starts to get exhausted.
He should be a chick magnet only he is too frustrated with things to be confident (or uninterrupted) enough have the confidence and attention span to capitalize on things.
With the chaos he unintentionally causes he he should be a A-list villain... only he isn't really aware of it as he is too busy being hounded by {expletive deleted}s to stop and think about it.
His known, provable, official power is would make him a good d-list or c-list mugger... only he can't actually get to their wallets before being hounded by [expletive deleted] swarms.
He tries to hide away and watch TV at home and jerks find him to annoy... and then arrest him... so he never actually gets to finish a show. He keeps missing the last two minutes.
Every attempt to sue him or put him on tial ends in wasted time and paperwork.
To quote Maxwell Smart.... he is the living embodiment of "Missed it by that much!" when it comes to accomplishing anything productive.
He is frustration! He near futility! He is endlessly annoyed!
The only reason he can eat and afford anything is that he keeps almost finishing odd jobs and then random jerks distract him and he loses the completion bonus at the last second.
As he is also dyslexic... and because of all the pointless dickery and fights
He is dyslexic and can't read about it so he doesn't know that.. any attempt to learn what is going on with that ends is pointless riots and aborted conversations.
While he just barely can't burn paper he can kill people with heat exhaustion... only he keeps getting mobbed by jerks and then wanders off when he starts to get exhausted.
He should be a chick magnet only he is too frustrated with things to be confident (or uninterrupted) enough have the confidence and attention span to capitalize on things.
With the chaos he unintentionally causes he he should be a A-list villain... only he isn't really aware of it as he is too busy being hounded by {expletive deleted}s to stop and think about it.
His known, provable, official power is would make him a good d-list or c-list mugger... only he can't actually get to their wallets before being hounded by [expletive deleted] swarms.
He tries to hide away and watch TV at home and jerks find him to annoy... and then arrest him... so he never actually gets to finish a show. He keeps missing the last two minutes.
Every attempt to sue him or put him on tial ends in wasted time and paperwork.
To quote Maxwell Smart.... he is the living embodiment of "Missed it by that much!" when it comes to accomplishing anything productive.
He is frustration! He near futility! He is endlessly annoyed!
The only reason he can eat and afford anything is that he keeps almost finishing odd jobs and then random jerks distract him and he loses the completion bonus at the last second.
As he is also dyslexic... and because of all the pointless dickery and fights