Okay, how about a Romulus & Remus/Holy Nativity/Dracula/Lupin III mashup? I only ask this because this is the plot of an actual episode of Lupin III:
Jesus (yes, that Jesus) was born with a twin sister named Camilla; however, since the girl child was a vampire, Joseph
left her out in the desert to die. So she was raised by wolves (and also bats, apparently). All grown up, she decided to get revenge on her brother J.C. by stealing the gold statuette of their mother Mary. And then she was buried in a coffin, sleeping for 2000 years with the golden statue in her cold undead arms. The coffin was found by an archaeologist, and the vampire was awoken by a blood transfusion given to treat
her apparent anemia. Camilla returned to Japan to meet her brethren vampires in a medieval castle -- a European style castle in Japan, natch. Lupin hears of the golden statuette and pretends to be seduced and converted by Camilla. Even though he is exposed by his own reflection in a mirror, he manages to steal the golden idol with a horde of vampires chasing him and his gang. When it looks like Lupin's backed against a cliff and done for, their prayer is answered -- Goemon's sword is thrown at the vampires and struck by divine lightning. Our villain protagonists escape, and end up donating the golden idol of Mary to a church.
The fact that this does exist in canon, does not counter the fact that this Should Not Be. However, I must confess, I was entertained.
-- ∇×V
Jesus (yes, that Jesus) was born with a twin sister named Camilla; however, since the girl child was a vampire, Joseph
left her out in the desert to die. So she was raised by wolves (and also bats, apparently). All grown up, she decided to get revenge on her brother J.C. by stealing the gold statuette of their mother Mary. And then she was buried in a coffin, sleeping for 2000 years with the golden statue in her cold undead arms. The coffin was found by an archaeologist, and the vampire was awoken by a blood transfusion given to treat
her apparent anemia. Camilla returned to Japan to meet her brethren vampires in a medieval castle -- a European style castle in Japan, natch. Lupin hears of the golden statuette and pretends to be seduced and converted by Camilla. Even though he is exposed by his own reflection in a mirror, he manages to steal the golden idol with a horde of vampires chasing him and his gang. When it looks like Lupin's backed against a cliff and done for, their prayer is answered -- Goemon's sword is thrown at the vampires and struck by divine lightning. Our villain protagonists escape, and end up donating the golden idol of Mary to a church.
The fact that this does exist in canon, does not counter the fact that this Should Not Be. However, I must confess, I was entertained.
-- ∇×V