Mm. I've kept a writer's notebook since my college years in the early 80s (although in the last decade or so it's been mostly supplanted by various memory devices). And in that notebook I have a section for possible titles. So let me see if any pass muster for the purposes of this thread...
Hm.
Acquisiton and Murder
It Used To Be So Natural
Pain is the Passaic of the Soul
Sealed With a Quiche
Premonitions of a Civil War
Soft Construction in Baked Beans
Dionysius and the 'Shrooms
The $400 Bloodbath
At Last Came the Clams
Sugar and Spice and Everything Mice
The Complete Guide to Field-Cleaning Your Badger
I'm Getting My Act Together And Taking It Out On You
The Eunuchorn
Shards of Rat
We Who Serve God's Will in Hell
Hm. That's a bare fraction of my collection, but more than enough for the moment.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
Hm.
Acquisiton and Murder
It Used To Be So Natural
Pain is the Passaic of the Soul
Sealed With a Quiche
Premonitions of a Civil War
Soft Construction in Baked Beans
Dionysius and the 'Shrooms
The $400 Bloodbath
At Last Came the Clams
Sugar and Spice and Everything Mice
The Complete Guide to Field-Cleaning Your Badger
I'm Getting My Act Together And Taking It Out On You
The Eunuchorn
Shards of Rat
We Who Serve God's Will in Hell
Hm. That's a bare fraction of my collection, but more than enough for the moment.
-- Bob
---------
Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.