Quote:I've got two titles for mysteries, but no stories to go with them. - Death and Texas
- Crooks and Nannies
Any takers? Be my guest.
Just for information, Richard Condon (the guy who gave us The Manchurian Candidate), wrote a humorous crime story titled Every Little Crook and Nanny. A Mafia boss's child had been kidnapped, and the kid's nanny was calling in favors from various shady connections to try to get him back before his parents got home from an overseas trip. And then, finally, the kidnappers thought to ask the little boy just who his father was. Massive "oh, crap" moment on their part.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.