What Would A Fic With This Title Be About?

[robkelk]

Timote wrote:

robkelk wrote:
First Day on the Hose Job

First Day on the Hose Job? That's the story of a rookie firefighter, who joins up just in time for some lunatic to go on an arson spree, in the middle of a summer heatwave/drought.

(no ideas for titles, sorry)

If we are talking panty hose, it's the story of a guy who is a lingerie and swimsuit buyer for chains. His job involves going to fashion shows where models parade down the runway showing off the latest in lingerie and swim ware. I suppose it makes for good reality show.

Broadcast on T&A&E...
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Rob Kelk
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