ROFL Beethoven, and tell Tchaikovsky the news

[SkyeFire]

 From Muv Luv: DYRL-Valkyries:
 

"Understood, Captain." There was a click, and Nastassja Ivanova, the
'Revenant' of the 211th Zhar Battalion, ended the call. Yui set the
phone down back in its cradle and reached for her cup, taking a small
sip to test her hot tea. The warm liquid's soothing yet bitter feeling
slid down her throat and into her chest, and Yui smiled with pure
contentment. It was perfec-
"DECULTURE SHOCK, MOTHERFUCKERS! YA-HOO!"
It
was about then that a certain Ilfriede von Feulner decided to do a low
pass over the castle in her brand new VTF-0(2) Valkyrie, bellowing over
the external speakers like a banshee the entire way. The resulting
shockwave from the low flying fighter knocked Yui's glorious cup of tea
all over her immaculate uniform and sent the surprised young woman
tumbling onto her behind.
For a moment, silence and stillness
reigned where Yui sat there stunned, unable to comprehend the fact her
nice relaxing evening cup of tea had been completely ruined. Then Yui,
and just about everyone else in the bloody castle caught off guard by
the stunt for that matter, erupted into a single cry that pretty much
summed up her life since she had first met the man named Yuuya Bridges.
"GOD DAMN THESE VALKYRIE PILOTS!"

  Of course, now it's necessary that the joke eventually continue with the "I want someone's BUTT, and I want it NOW!" line from Yui, with Yuuya's butt being offered up immediately by all and grinning sundry.  Cue massive blushing on both parties....