From Gungnir (now on indefinite hiatus as of the latest chapter), a Naruto/Nanoha cross from the same author that brought us Nanoha Takamachi and the School of Witchcraft:
Quote:It all played out in her mind's eye. She would lunge under that cart. The ninja would plow into it, some of them anyway. Two more carts provided similar opportunities. Then it was the ramen stand, the wagon full of cabbages, and then over the fence into the women's bath. What ninja were left to chase her would be chased by enraged women in turn. Then it was simply a matter of finding a saxophone for accompaniment and she was guaranteed to escape. The plan was perfect.