OK, it's not fanfiction in the usual sense, 'cause it's under the LucasBooks imprint, but cartoonist Jeffrey Brown has produced a small volume about Darth Vader trying to be a good, somewhat-1950s-ish father to Leia (evidently Luke, too, but his increasingly rebellious daughter gets most of the face time in this collection).
"And now, Your Highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden laundry basket."
"Her resistance to getting out of bed is considerable. It will take some time before we can wake her."
Standing with Leia in front of a TIE Fighter with a big red ribbon atop it: "Don't act so surprised, Your Highness ... Happy Birthday!"
There's also one practically identical in concept to a picture over in the WTF images thread, but without the pipe and Argyle sweater. His daughter is NOT going out dressed like that.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
"And now, Your Highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden laundry basket."
"Her resistance to getting out of bed is considerable. It will take some time before we can wake her."
Standing with Leia in front of a TIE Fighter with a big red ribbon atop it: "Don't act so surprised, Your Highness ... Happy Birthday!"
There's also one practically identical in concept to a picture over in the WTF images thread, but without the pipe and Argyle sweater. His daughter is NOT going out dressed like that.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.