Quote:Did no one ever give you The Talk, Mister Potter?
The Talk?
The birds and bees? How a man loves a woman, and what they do with each other in the bedroom?
Err...
I'm surprised. You spent time with Arthur Weasley and Sirius Black, and no one gave you that talk?
There was a moment of awkward silence.
I'm not going to give you that talk, Mister Potter. Ask James. Or Sirius Black. Or the werewolf. Or even Severus. Anyone but me.
Sirius tried, I think, once, said Harry, hesitantly, recalling their last Christmas together. He was pretty drunk at the time, though.
There was a sigh on Riddle's part. It was a strange mixture of terror and resignation.
I am still not going to give you The Talk.
From chapter 9 of Elsewhere but not Elsewhen
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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber." --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.