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From INTERLUDE 2b - Para-Humans Online
? Topic: Cakes - The tastiest science.

[b]In: Boards ? Creative Forums ? Cooking [/b][b]Portal[/b] (Original Poster) (VerifiedCape)Posted on February 29th, 2011:In this thread I will be sharing various cake recipes I have discovered in my experiments. Feel free to contribute your own recipes. For the interests of variety, other baked confectionery of a truncated and/or bevelled cylindrical shape may be allowed.
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? Scale Replied on March 12th, 2011:I loved the gluten free almond chocolate mud cake recipe. Finally I can enjoy tasty chocolate cakes without illness.
? Inbhir_NisReplied on March 13th, 2011:How do you sift your flour? I never seem to get the mix as smooth as yours seems to be from the pics.
? Portal (Verified Cape)Replied on March 13th, 2011:Oh, I use an ultrasonic cleaning bath
to vibrate apart the clumps while the flour remains in a mixing bowl.
Effective and saves on dishes.
? Hunter (Cape Husband)Replied on March 13st, 2011:I swear you are some kind of Cake
Tinker. No way you are this good otherwise. That gateau you made while
we were visiting is better than any professional one I've tried.
? Kid Win (Verified Cape)Replied on March 21st, 2011:I need to cut back, I'll have trouble fitting into my armor at this rate. My Mom wants your Black Forest recipe though, so it looks like I can't escape.
? Hungy_KirbyReplied on March 22th, 2011id you have your own version of lemon meringue pie?
? Gallant (Verified Cape)Replied on March 22th, 2011:NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! No Lemons!
? SocksReplied on March 22th, 2011:O_O There has to be some story behind that.
? Portal (Verified Cape)Replied on March 22th, 2011:Sorry, due to various reasons, lemons are currently, unavailable, for use.

The rest of the interlude is funny too, but lest I end up copying the whole thing I'll stop there...
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