From the rewrite of Making Uzumaki : Haku and Naruto have caught up with some of Zabuza's other former minions and are herding them into line, but first they need to clear up a few things.
No, I don't believe the world has gone mad. In order for it to go mad it would need to have been sane at some point.
Quote:"Well, I hate to say this, and I don't mean to offend you none, but you kinda... really need a new look."----------
Haku blinked in confusion. "What?"
"I mean, the whole 'dude looks like a lady' thing, you kinda pull it off really good... but its pretty creepy. I mean wearing pink is one thing, but panties... and... well... are those falsies? I mean seriously, man... t-that just ain't right. Makes a guy feel a bit unsettled in his sexuality if you get my meaning..."
Haku paused for a moment before face palming with a groan. "I'm actually a girl you idiot."
He blinked. "No, you're just pullin' my leg. You've gotta be. You've said you're a boy one too many times for me to buy that..."
"Really," Naruto added. "She is."
He blinked. "How'd you know?"
"Bath accident," Naruto stated wearing a blush and an indignant look from Haku, "Don't ask the details."
"You mean you've seen the goods... and he's a she... that means those soldier pills were hidden in..." his eyes went wide and he was blasted backwards by two fonts of blood exploding from his nostrils.
Kuri stood in place for a moment and then fist pumped into the air. "Waho! Still straight!"
Everyone looked at him. It was an awkward silence.
"Stupid sexy Haku."
No, I don't believe the world has gone mad. In order for it to go mad it would need to have been sane at some point.