ROFL Beethoven, and tell Tchaikovsky the news

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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/11122077/6 ... f-Monsters

"…You had one job."
The Sandaime Hokage was rubbing his temples
with the fingers of both his hands but even as he spoke to Kakashi his
eyes never left the form of poor Tora as it walked on his desk.
"…one…"
The
cat was entirely wrapped up in bandages from the waist down,
particularly around its ass area. In fact, its entire back half had been
wrapped up so thoroughly with bandages that the poor cat couldn't even
bend its back legs or twist its hips, forcing it to waddle across the
desk when it wanted to move. It kinda reminded me of how a penguin would
walk, making a tap-tap noise whenever it walked.
Tora's
eyes were wide open, so large that they resembled golf-balls and seemed
to fill half of its face. If it had any eyebrows, then I was sure they
would been raised up to it's hairline in surprise. Every few seconds the
cat would release a heartbreaking and baffled sounding meow, as if it was confused and had no idea what had happened.
Seriously, if there ever was a 'what the fuck just happened' face, then that was it. It has been wearing that expression since the incident, and as far as I can tell it hasn't even blinked once the entire time since.
Poor
Tora has been behaving like that for the entire time. It just kept
looking around the room with wide baffled eyes, occasional letting loose
another of it's confused sounding meow. And I couldn't blame the poor
thing, it's not like it woke up this morning thinking that this would be
the day that Kakashi would take its anal virginity. Hell, I'd be
wearing the same devastated look on my face if that ever happened to me.
"…and
you blew it." Sarutobi looked away from the cat and back to Kakashi,
exasperation clearly written on his face. "What were you thinking?"

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