The Games We Play [RWBY/The Gamer] http://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/18916662/
"Anyone can be a winner if their definition of victory is flexible enough." - The DM of the Rings XXXV
Quote:“Fascinating as the fucked-up shit Jaune gets up to when he doesn’t have adult supervision is,” Adam cut in. “Am I the only one who thinks that a pair of military scientists and a super robot probably only have so many places they might be going at this hour? And that it might fuck with our shit?”----------------------------------------------------
“Don’t be silly, Adam,” I replied, not at all miffed by his words. “You really think you’d be the first person in our group to notice something? You’re literally the only person here who doesn’t have superhuman senses.”
“Rub it in, you smug piece of shit,” Adam scoffed, rolling his eyes.
“Oh, I am,” I said, holding out a finger. “This is me playing the world’s smallest violin. You just can’t see it because your eyes suck.”
“Yeah, yeah,” Adam muttered, rolling his eyes again. He stopped, however, when I made an illusion in front of my finger, showing the same space but quickly zooming in to show a tiny, tiny, tiny violin, with a bow drawing slowly across it. “…Did you actually make a tiny violin?”
I shot him a flat look and stored it back in my Inventory.
“What do you think?” I asked him seriously.
Adam shook his head, trying and failing to hide his smile.
“How long have you been waiting to make that joke?” He asked.
“Three weeks,” I admitted. “I’ve been saving it.”
"Anyone can be a winner if their definition of victory is flexible enough." - The DM of the Rings XXXV