The Case of the Unwelcome Owl (Harry Potter / Sherlock) http://archiveofourown.org/works/120495
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Quote:"That's – very nice," said John, cautiously. "But – but you know that Sherlock isn't a big fan of weddings? Generally speaking."Mr. Fnord interdimensional man of mystery
Luna inclined her head. "And I know he doesn't like being reminded of what he can't do. And people can be very stupid about Uncle Linwood being a reformed Death Eater, even though he never went back and joined Voldemort the second time, and was actually killed by Bellatrix Lestrange for having betrayed the cause. And Rolf says he might be embarrassed about how the family fortunes took a nosedive, since these days he can't afford to keep even one House Elf on what's left of his inheritance."
John was really only following one word in ten, but he couldn't help latching onto that last part.
"Would I be right in thinking that House Elves magically tidy up all your mess, clean and iron your clothes, scrub the toilet, make the tea, and buy the bread and milk?" he asked, suspiciously.
"That's right," said Luna, smiling brightly at him. "They enjoy domestic labour. It's what they live for."
"That explains so much," said John, with feeling.
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