Pyeknu Wrote:"HOW DARE YOU?! YOU MOCK LORD VOLDEMORT?! KILL HIM, QUIRREL! KILL HIM NOW!"
"Oh, dear," Harry mock-gasped in fear. "I'm about to be killed! May I make one last request?"
That caused the dark lord to jolt. "What...?"
"Oh, I just like for you to meet my friend!" Harry said...
...as he pulled out a miniaturized multiple-barrel anti-submarine weapon lashed to one arm; such had been a present from a British Flower-class corvette in celebration of his birthday and his entrance to Hogwarts. As Voldemort blinked in confusion, Harry smiled.
"Mister Hedgehog," Harry declared before barking out, "MATCH BEARINGS AND SHOOT!"
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