They can date Ennesby. For those benighted souls who don't read Schlock Mercenary, Wikipedia explains:
Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
Quote:Ennesby started out as the "state-of-the-art vanilla-helix viral artificial intelligence" that brought the holographic New Sync Boys, a popular, if fictional, boy band, to life.... [He] uploaded himself to the Hypernet in embarrassment and infected the systems of the Toughs' starship Kitesfear, demanding sanctuary. From there he was dubbed "Ennesby" (from NSB, an acronym of "New Sync Boys") and transferred into his first physical body....-----
Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.