"Good day, Doctor; I'm Remus Lupin, and I'll be handling your orientation until classes st-"
"Vherevolf!"
"Werewolf?"
[heavy sigh, points at Lupin] "There, wolf." [points at castle] "There, castle. Honestly, Doctor Fronkensteen, did you somehow *forget* you were going to be Muggle Studies teacher at Hogwarts this year?"
[Remus peers at Igor] "You know, we happen to have a rather gifted Healer on staff; she can probably help you with that hump."
"What hump?"
"Vherevolf!"
"Werewolf?"
[heavy sigh, points at Lupin] "There, wolf." [points at castle] "There, castle. Honestly, Doctor Fronkensteen, did you somehow *forget* you were going to be Muggle Studies teacher at Hogwarts this year?"
[Remus peers at Igor] "You know, we happen to have a rather gifted Healer on staff; she can probably help you with that hump."
"What hump?"