Harry Potter Fanfic Cliches

[ECSNorway]

Marriage contracts - like the GoF's involuntary inescapable contract, to get married. Usually to someone Hero hates, all too often requiring a gender change mcguffin or mpreg.

I've always wondered why characters need to go to such lengths to avoid a marriage when episode 22 of Rental Magica explains why two mages would want to marry each other, no matter what they may think of each other as people... Maybe they don't watch anime.

Of course not. They're British Wizards. It's neither British nor Wizarding, even if it's about magic, so it's automatically rubbish.
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
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