One of my all-time favorites, from Ozzallos' Heir to the Empire: "HOLD, FOWL SORCEROUS!" What he actually meant was "HOLD, FOUL SORCERESS!" but what he ended up writing was functionally equivalent to "Stop, magic chicken!"
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.