horde / hoard -- I once read a book in which this was used deliberately: even though the play on words doesn't work other than in English, the claim in this story was that the "Golden Horde" was actually supposed to be the "Golden Hoard" -- not a specific group of the Mongols, but a vast treasure they'd hidden. Total non-historical B.S., but the book did have some fun moments. Particularly the part where a cop, confronting what he believed to be a vampire, improvised a cross, shouted, "Begone, you fiend of Satan!" and then spent some time reminding himself that he was a sincere atheist.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.