A couple ideas that grew out of a fanfic discussion with Peggy over brunch today:
Hermione Granger's father is:
A) Hermie the Elf (from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer)
or
B) Orin Scrivello, DDS (from the 1986 musical version of Little Shop of Horrors)
ETA: Oops, wrong thread -- these should have been in "should not be".
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
Hermione Granger's father is:
A) Hermie the Elf (from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer)
or
B) Orin Scrivello, DDS (from the 1986 musical version of Little Shop of Horrors)
ETA: Oops, wrong thread -- these should have been in "should not be".
-- Bob
---------
Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.