introducing herself on the train, leading to a musical number with Neville and Ron about Trevor and how he gets lost, interrupted by one by Draco and his posse, expanded to four or five for full musical effect, would be a great wtf moment... even more so if later there's a 'whispered' gossip song about how that Potter is a strange one, he doesn't even sing!
Then Snape performs a solo on the beauty of potions and how students are such dunderheads, and Harry's brain is completely broken.
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows
Then Snape performs a solo on the beauty of potions and how students are such dunderheads, and Harry's brain is completely broken.
--
"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows