Normally I'd say this should go under 'Crossovers that must not be', but since someone actually did write it...
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3887115/1/House_Potter
Wilson is 1% above Squib level, and gets invited to attend Hogwarts. He accepts. House bullies his way into tagging along. Hilarity Ensues.
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3887115/1/House_Potter
Wilson is 1% above Squib level, and gets invited to attend Hogwarts. He accepts. House bullies his way into tagging along. Hilarity Ensues.
--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.