Crossovers that Should Be: Super Double Bonus Round

[Black Aeronaut]

Bob, you have no idea how much I'm itching for this.  In fact, I'll just let it be known that there is a Sailor Moon step planned for Garrick, and I'd be perfectly willing to do an alternate version where Garrick and Doug meet up.  At that point, having Jenny Everywhere turn up as well is icing on the cake.  And Callahan's is their regular hang out, just because it's the sort of place they need to blow off steam.
Also, Garrick will turn everything topsy turvy because he'll have knowledge about SM that would prove to be of tactical and strategic importance.  Not to mention the combined firepower the trio would bring to the table... yeah.   (But that's okay because we'd probably want this to be more of a stagger than a full-blown step).  Oh, and it'd be fun to see Doug wig out over Garrick's proto-Godling status.
Okay, other stuff!  This got dropped in Sufficient Velocity's Adorable Picture Thread:
And right away, I thought to myself....  How does one protect these adorable little critters from the predations of faustian horrors?
Easy.  You take them over to Okayama prefecture and drop them on the doorstep of the Masaki Household... then you get you ass to lunar orbit like your life depends on it... because it does.  Reason being?  Once Kyubei shows up shit will get real in an ALMIGHTY hurry.