(RFC) Untitled SI (Nanoha)

[Bob Schroeck]

So far, still great.

(As best I can tell, my skin is a good bit more naturally oily than most. I have to scrub harder than most people, I muck up touchscreens a good bit quicker than J. Random Techie, and I can utterly destroy certain types of dye. You have no idea how many blue shirts I've had to retire because they went orange around the collar. Destroyed one in two days. No joke.

As this is an SI, I presume this is straight from life. I have a similar problem, possibly a bit worse. I have to buy titanium glasses because the temples on anything else rots away in a year. My sweat can polish brass to a mirror sheen and turn white cotton yellow-brown (although I've never bleached out a dye).
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.