You know, a spell that filled a volume with marshmallow fluff would be kind of like those foam dispenser restraints, only funnier. Once you get your G-mana under control eough for superfast apportation you should totally set up a big tank of it and a spell to grab some and dump it on the target for a hilarious nonlethal takedown.
The same spell would be a really useful utility effect if you could set the apportation target on the fly, too - you'd never need to tote stuff around again, just make sure to have it in a known location before you leave, and if someone is hassling you, just viip them over to the pond in a park on the other side of the city. With that sound effect, too.
In that topic, you need either a comedic nonlethal or a super-blast that goes "fooWEEET!" so you can have a shirt that reads "Warning: Haters will be fooweeted." The one you can demonstrate to relieve stress, the other you can make people wonder until the Big Bad shows up, and then they'll be like "Whoooa, is that a fooweeting? Yeah, I'll just be... over here... reflecting on my deeds..."
(Or both, like how Lina throws around Dragon SLaves that leave things blackened and scattered but don't hurt anyone. Admittedly, that's more often a fireball, and she might well just be SAYING "Dragon Slave" without the chaos words and silently casting a low-level fireball... but you get the point.)
The apportation would also be useful for sudden anvils from the sky, for that matter. You've got to respect a guy who has a close ppersonal relationship with the Anvil Fairy.
(yes, I am feeling a bit silly today. It happes sometimes! Haters will be fooweeted.)
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows
The same spell would be a really useful utility effect if you could set the apportation target on the fly, too - you'd never need to tote stuff around again, just make sure to have it in a known location before you leave, and if someone is hassling you, just viip them over to the pond in a park on the other side of the city. With that sound effect, too.
In that topic, you need either a comedic nonlethal or a super-blast that goes "fooWEEET!" so you can have a shirt that reads "Warning: Haters will be fooweeted." The one you can demonstrate to relieve stress, the other you can make people wonder until the Big Bad shows up, and then they'll be like "Whoooa, is that a fooweeting? Yeah, I'll just be... over here... reflecting on my deeds..."
(Or both, like how Lina throws around Dragon SLaves that leave things blackened and scattered but don't hurt anyone. Admittedly, that's more often a fireball, and she might well just be SAYING "Dragon Slave" without the chaos words and silently casting a low-level fireball... but you get the point.)
The apportation would also be useful for sudden anvils from the sky, for that matter. You've got to respect a guy who has a close ppersonal relationship with the Anvil Fairy.
(yes, I am feeling a bit silly today. It happes sometimes! Haters will be fooweeted.)
--
"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows