(RFC) Untitled SI (Nanoha)

[Tennie]

Also, that's the sort of thing best done as a oneshot troll move, and the benefit isn't worth the cost.

Now that I think about it, yeah, I'd have to agree.  It'd likely be better off being used in some kind of Nanoha/Saint's Row crack-crossover (which itself would be a Crossover That Should Not Be.  I mean, imagine what Nanoha would do if she had access to the various weapons in that game series...).

the man's a creepy sadistic psychopath mad scientist.

The guy needs to mellow out some, somehow.  Too bad you don't have any marijuana or the like with you; that might do the trick!  Or, depending on how it affects him, it could actually make things even worse.  We may never know, and it might (or might not) be a good thing, too.

Barrier Jacket FTW.

I think that having a Barrier Jacket would be very useful indeed.  Imagine, say, being able to survive getting hit by a speeding car with minor injuries.