Crossovers That Should Not Be XVII: Post 16 threads, and what'd'ya get?

[robkelk]

Hmmmmm... Jean-Claude van Damme and Jackie Chan in ... well, the story's pretty much beside the point for this one. JCVD tends to play characters who think the end justifies the means, while Jackie tends to play characters who do the right thing no matter the cost. I wouldn't want to guess who'd come out on top in a fight - one's powerful, but the other's indestructible.

Clearly, they're a federal agent and the cop who was supposed to turn the investigation over to him, on the trail of ... let's say a kidnapping/human trafficking ring that's managed to nab someone important to each of them - and fighting each other almost as much as the gang members due to their conflicting philosophies.

Z'at enough of a plot for you to hang the action on?

But, who would the action-girl-finacee special guest asskicker who does a fair job rescuing herself and the obligatory kid while the guys fight the big boss in the final sequence be?

And why is this in Should Not Be anyway?

You're right - with that addition, this is definitely a Should Be.

As for the competent female co-lead, I've always had a fondness for Lucy Liu... and her career peaked at the same general time as JCVD and Jackie's did, too.
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Rob Kelk
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the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

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