Nah. She's a cuter form of horror than that. ^^
Also, notice how most of my shooting spells start off with the word "Arcane" to Nanoha's "Divine"? When that fight comes up, I couldn't help but plan to have her comment on it... and I think I have a response figured out.
"I don't claim to be a cleric, Miss Takamachi, and I ain't no favored soul. I'm more of a plaything than a paladin to whatever gods might be out there... so why should I dedicate my spells to them?"
**********
*****
Okay, so she likes to show up right here. I just have to wait here, and...
"RAWRRwha?"
"Come on out of that floor, Sein. I got you this time."
"Hey, no fair! You don't get to lay in wait like that- it's against the rules!"
"...really? There are rules?"
"......well, no. But how are you going to learn to deal with surprises if you plan ahead for them?"
"..."
"Imma? What're you thinking about?"
"Your last sentence. It makes no sense... but somehow, I understood it completely. Am I crazy?"
"Nope! Now go back to what you were doing, so I can surprise you!"
"Right, right...Oh, wait! Before you leave?"
"Yes?"
"Try popping in somewhere else in the room next time. You've used that spot three times in a row."
"I have? That's not right. Thanks!"
*****
SMACK.
"...Sein, I distinctly remember telling you you'd launched the same ambush three times in a row."
"Mhm! That's why I did it again!"
"What."
"Well, I'm trying to catch you by surprise, right? If I wanted to surprise you, I couldn't do anything surprising. You'd expect it. Soooooooo, I tried to catch you by surprise by doing something not-surprising, and it worked! Surprise!"
"..."
"...Imma...?"
VWORSH... THOOM.
"Sein, care to explain why the room under mine is full of fluffy cushions and stuffed animals?"
"Eheheh... I sort of figured I'd fall through the floor at some point, so I set this up to break my fall!
...I just wasn't expecting it to be from a hug."
"...surprise."
"Wait a second. You can swim through anything. Why would you need to break your fall?!"
"...huh. Never thought of that."
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.
I've been writing a bit.
Also, notice how most of my shooting spells start off with the word "Arcane" to Nanoha's "Divine"? When that fight comes up, I couldn't help but plan to have her comment on it... and I think I have a response figured out.
"I don't claim to be a cleric, Miss Takamachi, and I ain't no favored soul. I'm more of a plaything than a paladin to whatever gods might be out there... so why should I dedicate my spells to them?"
**********
*****
Okay, so she likes to show up right here. I just have to wait here, and...
"RAWRRwha?"
"Come on out of that floor, Sein. I got you this time."
"Hey, no fair! You don't get to lay in wait like that- it's against the rules!"
"...really? There are rules?"
"......well, no. But how are you going to learn to deal with surprises if you plan ahead for them?"
"..."
"Imma? What're you thinking about?"
"Your last sentence. It makes no sense... but somehow, I understood it completely. Am I crazy?"
"Nope! Now go back to what you were doing, so I can surprise you!"
"Right, right...Oh, wait! Before you leave?"
"Yes?"
"Try popping in somewhere else in the room next time. You've used that spot three times in a row."
"I have? That's not right. Thanks!"
*****
SMACK.
"...Sein, I distinctly remember telling you you'd launched the same ambush three times in a row."
"Mhm! That's why I did it again!"
"What."
"Well, I'm trying to catch you by surprise, right? If I wanted to surprise you, I couldn't do anything surprising. You'd expect it. Soooooooo, I tried to catch you by surprise by doing something not-surprising, and it worked! Surprise!"
"..."
"...Imma...?"
VWORSH... THOOM.
"Sein, care to explain why the room under mine is full of fluffy cushions and stuffed animals?"
"Eheheh... I sort of figured I'd fall through the floor at some point, so I set this up to break my fall!
...I just wasn't expecting it to be from a hug."
"...surprise."
"Wait a second. You can swim through anything. Why would you need to break your fall?!"
"...huh. Never thought of that."
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.
I've been writing a bit.