The New Math (Nanoha SI), Thread 2

[Bluemage]

Oh, yes.  Cackling madly- while occasionally fun- is quite optional.
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Okay, it's time.  [Begin Test 2.]
[LOADING MM-DT01.  CASTING.]
WHOOSH.... SPLASH.
[DIMENSIONAL DISTORTION FAILED.]
Drat.  [Okay, next.]
[LOADING DT-MM02.  CASTING.]
WHOOSH... SPLASH... tinktinktink.
[MINOR SPATIAL DISTORTIONS DETECTED.  STORING DATA.]
Interesting.  [Next!]
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[LOADING MM-DT06.  CASTING.]
WHOOSH.... SPL-VWORP.
Talk to me, Mal.  [What was that?]
[SCANNING.  SCANNING.]
[Verbose mode, please.]
[ACKNOWLEDGED.  OBJECT NOT DETECTED IN AREA.  MAGICAL SIGNATURE NOT DETECTED ON PLANET.  NEGOTIATING ACCESS TO DIMENSIONAL SENSOR ARRAY.  ACCESS GRANTED.
MAGICAL SIGNATURE DETECTED.  OBJECT IS ON VAIZEN. OBJECT IS ON P7X-142. OBJECT IS ON P1B-047. OBJECT IS ON P3J-407.
MAGICAL SIGNATURE DETECTED.  OBJECT IS WITHIN DIMENSIONAL GRID A083-G172-N003.
ERROR- RESULT QUANTITY MISMATCH.  REDIRECTING SENSORS.
ERROR RESOLVED.  REDESIGNATING RESULTS 'OBJECT FRAGMENTS'.  ESTIMATED VOLUME OF FRAGMENTS IS 45.2 PERCENT OF ORIGINAL OBJECT.  SCAN COMPLETE.  ENDING VERBOSE MODE.]
...that was more verbose than I'd wanted, but remarkably informative.  Definitely NOT what I was looking for.
[Next.]

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