Quote:ClassicDrogn wrote:A dungeon flier is what your character finds if they get dropped into the world of X-Crawl (D&D 3/3.5 alternate fantasy Earth setting in which dungeon crawling is a major televised 'sport', like some mad blend of LARPing and professional wrestling). So remember you're on camera and don't damage the plaster 'tunnel walls', the DJ hates it when you ruin the illusion like that and might send a deadlier monster after you. "Next up on ESPN, highlights from last nights Phoenix Crawl, find out why this team's sorcerer is aiming a crossbow at his own teammate..." (Ooh that was a fun moment, especially because the other players forgot just what I'd purchased before the first session a month earlier).
What would a dungeon flier be, anyway? An advertisement to lure in some more of those yummy adventurers with the promise of treasures undreamed of? The basements of a cloud castle? Stirges? Maybe just the "Garn'teed acc'erate, guv'nor" maps the mumbling possibly-a-man with the peculiarly intense odor sells in the alley at the low end of the market square.
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