Crossovers That Should Not Be 18: You'll have SO MANY CROSSOVERS! 400 CROSSOVERS!

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Let's go through all of them quickly:
John Carter, Warlord of Arse (Nope, I'm not getting into what this one does...)John Carter, Warlord of Bars (Do NOT get into a barfight when he's here.)John Carter, Warlord of Cars (Who leads the four-wheel version of a motorcycle gang.)John Carter, Warlord of Darts (Gets along surprisingly well with the Bars version.)John Carter, Warlord of Ears (Has a whole necklace of them.)John Carter, Warlord of Farts (Bio-warfare general. Do Not use his nickname in front of him.)John Carter, Warlord of Gars (Is somehow French.)John Carter, Warlord of Hards (Leader is Hard men doing Hard things.)John Carter, Warlord of IARS (Geneticist.)John Carter, Warlord of Jars (and his preserves collection.)John Carter, Warlord of Kars (Seen above.)John Carter, Warlord of Lars (Do not insult Least I could do in his presence.)John Carter, Warlord of Mars (Most well known.)John Carter, Warlord of Nar (Leads dwarves.)John Carter, Warlord of Oars (Commands the Americain rowing team in the olympics.)John Carter, Warlord of Pars (Best golfer of them all.)John Carter, Warlord of Quarts (Very good with liquids.)John Carter, Warlord of Rares (Championship-level MTG player.)John Carter, Warlord of SARS (Also in bio-warfare. More relaxed, though.)John Carter, Warlord of Tars (Also has feathers and uses them.)John Carter, Warlord of UARS (Earth Atmosphere defender.)John Carter, Warlord of Wars (Part of the Department of Redundancy Department.)John Carter, Warlord of XAR (Open Source defender.)John Carter, Warlord of Yarrrrs (Is a pirate.)John Carter, Warlord of Z.A.R. (Is still somewhere in South Afirca.)
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