This came to me while I was thinking about Spoonerisms, and maybe it's not a crossover in the usually-accepted sense of the word. However....Somehow, the Call to go to wizard training never reached Harry Potter. Somehow, he nonetheless survived the Dursleys and even kept his school record clean enough that he managed to join the RAF. After living with Vernon, Petunia, and Dudley, there was nothing drill instructors could do to break his spirit.
Now, he's been selected for pilot training -- and he's going to learn to fly an American-built-and-operated plane, as part of a combined special-operations project. And just in time, too. Because Lord Voldemort has finally tracked him down, roughly a dozen years after the time covered in the books, and is making plans to attack and kill him. But "attack and kill" is what Harry's being trained to do best ... and "the power the Dark Lord knows not" is that of 30mm depleted uranium slugs with a muzzle velocity of over 1000 meters per second.
Rather than attacking Hogwarts, Voldy is making the mistake of attacking Warthogs. Have the guys with mops standing by.
Edited to add title and a clarifying note about the timeline.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
Now, he's been selected for pilot training -- and he's going to learn to fly an American-built-and-operated plane, as part of a combined special-operations project. And just in time, too. Because Lord Voldemort has finally tracked him down, roughly a dozen years after the time covered in the books, and is making plans to attack and kill him. But "attack and kill" is what Harry's being trained to do best ... and "the power the Dark Lord knows not" is that of 30mm depleted uranium slugs with a muzzle velocity of over 1000 meters per second.
Rather than attacking Hogwarts, Voldy is making the mistake of attacking Warthogs. Have the guys with mops standing by.
Edited to add title and a clarifying note about the timeline.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.