...Aaaand now my inner Bunny Generator is suddenly demanding a story that involves Indiana Jones mumbling numbly "Ponies. WHY did it have to be Ponies?"
and...
"Ohhh, Indy," gushed Celestia, fluttering her eyelashes. "Please tell me you brought your whip -- it's been so long since I've had a chance to enjoy your skills."
Twilight felt her jaw drop, her mind filling with images that no right-thinking pony should think about her reigning monarch or beloved mentor, even if they did generate a certain frisson of--
She failed no notice the tiny smirk on Celestia's face before the Sun Princess recomposed her expression. "Ah, my faithful student, this human may not look like much--"
"Hey!" said human protested half-heartedly.
"--but he could even teach your fried Applejack a thing or two about... rope tricks."
Twilight saw purple.
and...
"Ohhh, Indy," gushed Celestia, fluttering her eyelashes. "Please tell me you brought your whip -- it's been so long since I've had a chance to enjoy your skills."
Twilight felt her jaw drop, her mind filling with images that no right-thinking pony should think about her reigning monarch or beloved mentor, even if they did generate a certain frisson of--
She failed no notice the tiny smirk on Celestia's face before the Sun Princess recomposed her expression. "Ah, my faithful student, this human may not look like much--"
"Hey!" said human protested half-heartedly.
"--but he could even teach your fried Applejack a thing or two about... rope tricks."
Twilight saw purple.