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Okay, So I Shotgunned Strike Witches Recently...
 
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Eh, I watched (and kind of like) Agent Aika, compared to that Strike Witches is trailing by a factor of three or more in panty shots per unit time. Honestly what sticks out most to me are things like:

* They're puttering along on a fruit cart at little more than a walking pace, then a cat runs into the road and suddenly they're crashing at 40-50mph and being thrown ten and twenty feet from the cart, yet the only injury sustained is a mysterious puncture wound in the center of one person's chest, not scrapes or broken limbs, and on one of the kids not the grey haired grandpa.

* Before that, a tree limb bigger around than MC's waist breaks under her weight, but her tee shirt doesn't tear when it snags on the stump.

Magic and magitech get a pass, they're the unicorn in the garden, while bare legs and the MC suddenly improving (even if not enough) from an emergency pep talk are just to be expected of the genre.

* They let the MC come aboard a military ship despite loudly proclaiming her disdain for war and that she's not going to enlist.

* Didn't ask her mother about it either, though again, genre conventions.

* MC can somehow follow Recruiter-chan zooming along through the fleet formation (for which she does not get chewed out) despite not having the totally-not-Byakugan.

* The enemy is invisibly far away except to Recruiter-chan's totally-not-Byakugan, until she reports it and then it's hanging in the sky bigger than one of the escort ships.

* They somehow hear Recruiter-chan shouting this from halfway down the deck of an aircraft carrier underway and instantly sound alarms (even on the other ships) and fire on the enemy (pretty sure that was one of the escorts too, actually.)

* MC is clinging to the wall and staggering along as if she's gravely wounded or the ship is getting tossed around, despite its fhuge mass and everyone else moving normally.

That's a lot of wallbangers for just the first episode...

... I looked up X11 though, and I'm willing to keep watching at least until she appears. Rrrowl. She can be my windowing system any time.

Edit: Breaking down the walls of text, FOR JUSTICE!

But yeah, pantsu counter is only around 30ish even including the titles and credits. Aika hits that in the course of a single fight scene.

Edit 2: The bare conchs in ep7, though, even I will admit to being surprised by in a non-hentai production. Zoinks and jinkies, even.
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[No subject] - by Dartz - 07-05-2014, 03:27 PM
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Admitted nitpick - by BLHarrison - 07-07-2014, 02:50 AM
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